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Artist Rider - Guitar T-Shirt | Funny Guitar T-Shirts

$34.95
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The most reasonable rider in the history of live music.

No M&Ms sorted by colour. No specific brand of mineral water at room temperature. No dedicated meditation space or three dozen white roses. Just one guitar, tuned, and something cold to drink. Stamped approved. Requirements met. Let's go. This is what happens when a guitarist is in charge of the contract.

Perfect for:

  • Guitarists who just want to play without the nonsense
  • Anyone who's dealt with actual artist riders and finds this deeply cathartic
  • The no-fuss musician who shows up, plugs in, and delivers
  • Fans of keeping it simple in a world that really doesn't

While other artists are negotiating dressing room requirements, you've already soundchecked, cracked open your drink, and you're halfway through the set. That's the energy. That's the shirt.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.