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Porch. Guitar. Beer. Perfect.

$59.85 NZD
25% off for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

Some people have complicated plans for the weekend. You are not some people.

The Porch. Guitar. Beer. Perfect. tee captures the entire philosophy in four words — a golden-hour porch, a rocking chair, an acoustic guitar leaning against the railing, and something cold within arm's reach. That's the dream. That's the whole dream.

No setlist required. No audience needed. Just you, your strings, and the last hour of daylight doing its thing.

Perfect for acoustic players, country fans, and porch philosophers

A great gift for the guitarist who's impossible to buy for — until now

Speaks equally to the weekend warrior and the full-time front-porch legend

Ideal for birthdays, Father's Day, or "this is literally you" gift giving

Select color: White

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Porch. Guitar. Beer. Perfect. Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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