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My Retirement Plan Guitar T-Shirt

kr 301,11 NOK

This shirt says everything your financial advisor doesn't want to hear — and everything your fellow guitar players will instantly understand.

The "My Retirement Plan" chart tracks what really matters: guitars owned over the years. Spoiler: the graph goes up. Way up.

Perfect for:

Guitar players who have "just one more" problem

Dad guitarists with a growing collection

Anyone whose spouse has stopped counting the cases

The musician who'd rather invest in tone than a savings account

Makes an excellent gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, or "just because he deserves it."

Available in multiple colors and sizes. Printed on soft, comfortable cotton — because your guitar budget already took a hit.

Select color: White

Select size

More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.