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Life's too short to play slow - guitar t-shirt | funny guitar t-shirts

¥5,675 JPY
25% off for everyone. Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

A motto. A mindset. A reminder to stop noodling and actually shred.

This bold black tee features a vibrant, brush-stroke graphic with a hot pink superstrat and the kind of energy that makes you want to crank the tempo up and figure out the slow parts never. The neon gradient typography hits like a 80s rock poster got a 2026 glow-up — loud, unapologetic, and 100% correct.

Perfect for:

  • Lead guitarists with a point to prove
  • Rhythm players who secretly want to shred
  • Anyone whose metronome is basically decorative
  • The guy at band practice who always says "let's take it from the top, faster this time"

Whether you're actually fast or just committed to the philosophy, this tee is your new band room uniform.

Also acceptable life advice in general.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Life's too short to play slow - guitar t-shirt | funny guitar t-shirts Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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