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The gap between inspiration and fingertips is exactly one Les Paul and thirty years.

You heard that solo. You felt something shift in your soul. You picked up a guitar and discovered that your fretting hand has opinions about what's reasonable, and those opinions involve stopping around the 20-minute mark and demanding a break. The dream was top hat, cigarette, effortless bends. The reality is shaking out your left hand between chord changes and Googling "finger stretches for guitarists over 40."

Perfect for:

  • Every guitarist who learned their limits the hard way
  • Anyone who still attempts the November Rain solo despite everything
  • The optimist who books a two-hour practice session and taps out at 45 minutes
  • Guitar players of a certain age who refuse to admit defeat

The dream doesn't die. It just takes more magnesium supplements and goes to bed earlier than it used to.

No solos were completed without complaint in the making of this shirt.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

The Dream: Slash. The Reality: Cramps - guitar t-shirt | guitar t-shirts Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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