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204,15 kr. DKK (plus tax)

Not bad. Not good. Committed.

This is the shirt for every guitarist who's been playing for 30 years and can still only nail about 60% of that solo reliably — and has fully made peace with that. The full 90s treatment is here: hot pink, lightning bolts, geometric shapes, a beat-up teal Strat, and enough nostalgic energy to make you want to dig out your old cassette deck and play along badly to it.

Perfect for:

  • Guitarists who started in the 90s and peaked emotionally around 1997
  • Anyone who air-guitars with genuine conviction but questionable accuracy
  • The person at jam night who knows all the intros but fades out somewhere in the verse
  • Gen X and elder Millennials who've earned the right to own this energy

Mediocrity gets a bad rap. You've shown up, you've played the wrong chord with confidence, and you've been doing it for decades. That's not failure — that's dedication.

Wear it proudly. You've earned this.

Select color: Black

Select size

More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Aggressively mediocre - guitar t-shirt | funny guitar t-shirts Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.