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We both know the truth - guitar t-shirt | funny guitar t-shirts

CHF 27.97
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A relationship built on mutual honesty and shared delusion.

This battle-worn, badge-style tee captures the most accurate description of the guitarist-instrument relationship ever put on a shirt. The heavily distressed Strat in the centre has clearly seen things. 

Perfect for:

  • Guitarists with a realistic self-assessment and zero plans to change
  • Anyone whose guitar has more mojo from being played badly than most guitars get from being played well
  • The person who's been "working on their technique" since 2009
  • Anyone who refers to their instrument as a "she" and means it with full sincerity

It's not about being good. It's about the understanding. The guitar knows. You know. Nobody needs to say it out loud. That's what the shirt is for.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.