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I'm not old, I'm vintage - funny guitar t-shirt

CHF 28.38

You've been chasing tone longer than most people have been alive. Your back hurts a little, your amp weighs a lot, and you still think solid state is a phase people go through. This shirt gets it.

The "I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage" tee is built for the player who's been around long enough to know that broken-in beats brand new every single time — whether that's a tweed combo or the guy wearing this shirt.

Distressed white text arches around a beat-up vintage combo amp graphic that looks like it's been through a thousand gigs and sounds better for it. Because that's the whole point.

The kind of person who wears this: Plays a guitar older than their kids. Has opinions about speaker breakup. Still sets up their own tube amp at 11pm the night before a show.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.