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Fully quipped to play to 4 people - funny guitar t-shirt

$50.55 AUD

Two cables. Fresh strings. Gaffer tape. A 9V battery. Three picks. An allen key set. Pliers. You are absolutely, completely, embarrassingly ready for this.

The gear is dialled in. The setlist is locked. The venue holds 200 but there's a good chance it'll be the bartender, a couple who wandered in from the street, and your mate who said he'd bring people and didn't bring people.

This shirt is for the gigging guitarist who treats every pub show like it's Wembley — because that's the only way to do it. Full prep. Zero guarantee of a crowd. Maximum dignity.

The kit is pro. The turnout is not. The tone remains immaculate.

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More details

  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.